12 Aug 2008
Why I Live Here.
Scene: a gas station. Sally is buying gum and a bottle of water.
Clerk: You don’t need any snacks to go with your gum?
Sally: No thanks.
Clerk: OH MY GOD WATCH OUT THERE’S A MIDGET WITH A MOP BEHIND YOU!
Sally: (turns and sees very short lady with mop)
Very Short Lady with Mop (to Clerk): I’ma keel yew.
August 12th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Please tell me how to turn this into my desktop wallpaper–because I need to read this at least 100 times a day.
August 12th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
WHAT
August 12th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Okay, I need more. I am laughing myself silly. At first I read this as “I’m’a cool, y’all,” like she was all “you didn’t step on me.” But: keel. Also: How did the clerk respond?
August 12th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.