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12 Aug 2008

Why I Live Here.

Written by sally @ 12:27 pm — Section: Uncategorized

Scene: a gas station. Sally is buying gum and a bottle of water.

Clerk: You don’t need any snacks to go with your gum?
Sally: No thanks.
Clerk: OH MY GOD WATCH OUT THERE’S A MIDGET WITH A MOP BEHIND YOU!
Sally: (turns and sees very short lady with mop)
Very Short Lady with Mop (to Clerk): I’ma keel yew.

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4 Responses to “Why I Live Here.”

  1. Mrs. Floon said:
    August 12th, 2008 at 1:14 pm

    Please tell me how to turn this into my desktop wallpaper–because I need to read this at least 100 times a day.

  2. gorjus said:
    August 12th, 2008 at 1:23 pm

    WHAT

  3. gorjus said:
    August 12th, 2008 at 1:24 pm

    Okay, I need more. I am laughing myself silly. At first I read this as “I’m’a cool, y’all,” like she was all “you didn’t step on me.” But: keel. Also: How did the clerk respond?

  4. melinda said:
    August 12th, 2008 at 2:46 pm

    HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.