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15 Jun 2012

Weekend To-Do List.

Written by sally @ 8:16 pm — Section: sally

1. Read something. Maybe The Family Fang, which has been languishing, neglected, for months. Or maybe Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, which I started reading a few weeks ago and has been propped open with a box of Kleenex and the remote control on pages 16-17.

2. Clean out guest room closet. From where I type this, I can see some contents oozing out of the bottom. Two of the oozing items include a pink Belle suitcase and a lamp. Y’all, lamps shouldn’t ooze.

3. Buy birthday gifts for the 900 children Spike is friends with who have birthdays coming up. It’s understood that when I say “buy birthday gifts” I mean “consult child gift area, which is a giant bag leftover from Christmas into which I placed after-Christmas-sales-acquired generic gifts, such as Play-Doh sets and tubs o’ dinosaurs, for appropriate items.”

4. Write my grandmother a letter for the second time in a ten-year period that says I’m getting a divorce.

5. Tell the internet in an indirect way that I’m getting a divorce.

6 Responses to “Weekend To-Do List.”

  1. poobou said:

    Number 4 & 5 suck. Much love to you and Spike. You’ll get through it. Not that I’m like the model of how to do divorce with a kid (haaa!), but you’re way cooler than I am, so you’ll probably figure it out faster.

  2. Danielle said:

    Sorry, dude. Really sorry.

  3. Kate said:

    I am so sorry to hear that. So super super sorry.

  4. ap said:

    I am so very sorry. So very, very sorry.

  5. Sara Leah said:

    So sorry, dear lady.

  6. Bizaleth said:

    Well, shit.