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14 Jun 2007

Top Chef Math.

Written by sally @ 8:48 am — Section: Uncategorized

Y’all, if the first challenge is any indication, Top Chef is going to be brutal this season.
Evidence:

blackchicken.jpg

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geoduckclam.jpg

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bourdain.jpg

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Sheer terror.

4 Responses to “Top Chef Math.”

  1. liz said:

    Yeah! That was a hell of a first challenge. No messing around with a vague theme for them. Who knew what a geo duck and black chicken even looked like?

  2. sally said:

    Who knew that they existed at all!

  3. Mrs. Floon said:

    Yes, brutal. But fascinating, too. My two favorite moments (forgive me for any misquotes):

    1. “You could fry my big toe, and it would taste good.”

    So true. Which is why when Sally and I play the “if you had to eat a turd” game, we always end up frying it.

    2. “I have one false testicle, and I’m ready to cook.”

  4. Lucy said:

    I am SO SAD that the Mississippi guy got sent home, but the writing was on the wall pretty early in the episode. (Thanks, editors.)