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20 Feb 2010

To Her Front.

Written by sally @ 7:58 pm — Section: sally

“…about a year later, Mike Todd took off in a private plan in a rainstorm, and the following morning Elizabeth [Taylor] was a widow. Well, naturally, my father flew to Elizabeth’s side, gradually making his way to her front. He first dried her eyes with his handkerchief, then he consoled her with flowers, and he ultimately consoled her with his penis. Now this made marriage to my mother awkward, so he was gone within the week.”

–Carrie Fisher, Wishful Drinking

This is my second favorite part. My favorite part is the photo family tree.

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