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14 Apr 2010

Three Things.

Written by sally @ 1:02 pm — Section: sally

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• Usually when spring hits, I say, “Oh, look at the azaleas!”, sneeze twice, and go make a sandwich or something. This time, the pollen has settled in my lungs and throat to the point that when I speak, yellow puffs of air emerge and settle on those unfortunate enough to be around me. That, and I have a wicked, wicked cough. So wicked that while coughing, I have done the following things in the last week:
1. pee on myself
2. barf

Happy spring!!!

American Idol sucks. That is all.

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