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13 Aug 2010

The Saddest Food in the World.

Written by sally @ 8:44 am — Section: sally

1. leftover frozen pizza
2. leftover Taco Bell
3. canned green beans
4. Stouffer’s Creamed Chipped Beef (sans toast)
5. Uncrustables

5 Responses to “The Saddest Food in the World.”

  1. corie said:

    What exactly is cream chipped beef? Is it exactly what it sounds like? If so, does it taste like beef? From a can?

  2. Sally said:

    You can read about it here:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chipped_beef

    My college boyfriend was a groundskeeper for a gay couple who told him he was free to eat anything in their deep freeze. What was in their deep freeze? Lots and lots of Stouffer’s Creamed Chipped Beef. He ate it.

  3. jacob said:

    6. latchkey pasta.

  4. Mix said:

    Leftover frozen pizza isn’t so sad if it’s Freschetta. I’m telling you, the stuff is GOLD.

  5. Elizabeth said:

    cold green bean casserole with the French onions