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10 Feb 2008

Overheard at Target.

Written by sally @ 12:08 pm — Section: sally

Yesterday:

Redneck 1: How many orange juices you got in your cart?
Redneck 2: Six.
Redneck 1: Only six? We got all that peach schnapps to drink!

Last week:

Preteen Redneck Girl 1: Look how many pieces of gum I got left!
Preteen Redneck Girl 2: Only one?
Preteen Redneck Girl 1: That’s because y’all chewn it all!
Preteen Redneck Girl 2: Chewn?
Preteen Redneck 1: Chown. Whatever.

4 Responses to “Overheard at Target.”

  1. poobou said:

    Oh Jesus. Peach schnapps & OJ? I think I might’ve just thrown up in my mouth a little bit.

  2. sally said:

    I hate to stick up for the rednecks, but a fuzzy navel can be delicious. Maybe not gallons and gallons’ worth of delicious, but tasty at least.

  3. poobou said:

    You’re right, I’m sorry. I read the word peach, I typed it, and in my head I was thinking peppermint. Which, mixed with OJ, sounded like Satan’s Cocktail. I clearly need some sleep.

  4. larry ferrari said:

    After hearing this same redneck crew whine over and over, “Where’s the cold beer at? I mean all grocery stores got cold beer,” I engaged them and said that this was Target and they didn’t have cold beer. To the son’s (who was at best 15) reply: “Aw, horse shit!”

    I love it when then the rodeo is in town.