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8 Aug 2008

Non Sequitur Friday! A New Feature.

Written by sally @ 12:57 pm — Section: Uncategorized

Things You Can Do On Your Lunch Hour if You Live in a Town the Size of Jackson:

1. Go to the bank.
2. Go to the post office (go inside and wait in line and everything!).
3. Eat a cheeseburger (um, in your car in the Steinmart parking lot).
4. Buy Christmas presents for your grandmother at Steinmart.

Dear Clip-on Earrings That Are Always Half Price at Every Store, Everywhere, Always:

Don’t ever stop believing that someone will buy you. You’re the only gift my grandmother doesn’t complain about (see also: “You gave me too many pajamas,” winter 2003; “I have enough lotion,” winter 2006).

Love,
Sally

3 Responses to “Non Sequitur Friday! A New Feature.”

  1. Elizabeth said:

    Vanity tag in Water Valley—IMDAMAN. too bad his car was falling apart

  2. Ruby said:

    Wow, I am really impressed. How is it I could not get any and/or all of those things done on my lunch break in Oxford? Especially not when I worked on campus.

    Beyond that, I have to remind myself not to buy my grandmother pajamas or lotion for Christmas this year. Thanks!

  3. poobou said:

    I saw “YO YALL” on a mini-van today.

    I think you must be seriously efficient at errand-running, because there’s no way I could get all that done in one hour.