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25 Oct 2007


Written by sally @ 9:51 am — Section: sally

Mr. Floon called Mrs. Floon this morning to report a hilarious car tag he saw on a Mustang. Only Mrs. Floon didn’t get it, and then Mr. Floon got mad, and I don’t get it either, so here it is:


Uh, what? Internet, please help.

Speaking of the Floons, Larry and I had this conversation yesterday:

Me: Henry got his balls cut off today.
Larry: …
Me: Uh, Henry is my mother’s kitten.
Larry: Ohhh. I was trying to figure out which Floon twin that was.

And speaking of Henry, apparently he tried to escape the cage he was in at the vet’s last night and somehow got his arm caught. The vet is worried about nerve damage and told my mother that there’s a possibility they’ll have to amputate his kitty arm. If you know my mother at all, you can imagine how well this went over. However, Henry is a very spirited fellow — a few months ago he managed to a) knock some washcloths into the bathroom sink to stop it up and then b) turn on the faucet, resulting in c) a flooded bathroom — so even if he does turn out to be three-legged, I’m sure he’ll figure out a way to use his good arm to set the house on fire or something.

6 Responses to “MRFLN = NUTZ.”

  1. liz said:

    Wow, I’m getting nothing from that vanity tag. You’ll have to clue us in.

    Sounds like Henry and Max could be of the same stock.

  2. Mrs. Floon said:

    OK, leave it to the clarity of cell phones …

    Mr. Floon was apparently saying/hearing “f” instead of “s,” leading to lots of hi-larious misunderstandings! So the tag is actually VNMF8L, which totally makes sense. But there’s still no reason to get mad about it.

    Best wishes to little Henry. I’m sure if he ends up with three legs, your mom will know how to make the most of it. He’ll be the best-dressed tripod in the hood.

  3. The Diplomat said:

    venom fatal?

  4. Jay said:

    Vanity necessitates Mustang: fate, ladies.

  5. poobou said:

    Um, I still don’t get it.

  6. sally said:

    The internet is so awesome.