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26 Nov 2009

Happy Thanksgiving.

Written by sally @ 6:55 pm — Section: Uncategorized

Larry: What are you thankful for?
Sally: The baby.
Larry: (silence)
Sally: And ham.
Larry: (silence)
Sally: And you.
Larry: You’re just saying that because my mom’s in the room.
Sally: She can’t hear me. Watch: douche. See?

One Response to “Happy Thanksgiving.”

  1. Christie said:

    That’s pretty awesome!

    I had the following exchange with my mother today:
    Me: Oh, my god! You’re a catfish!
    Her: Shut up and pluck.