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16 Apr 2010

Guilt. Perhaps Misplaced.

Written by sally @ 2:23 pm — Section: sally

I just changed the shipping options on a package from Amazon because I felt guilty thinking about the Amazon and UPS people running around crazily trying to get my package to me overnight. Overnight, to me, is for emergencies: Christmas is tomorrow! I need these shoes for my wedding! The test is on Tuesday and I have to read the book immediately! Somehow thinking about all the sweaty people involved in a getting Spike a 14″ plush Bert doll just made me feel terrible.

6 Responses to “Guilt. Perhaps Misplaced.”

  1. poobou said:

    I think it’s very sweet that you assume the UPS people give a flying toot about whether or not you actually get your package on time.

  2. ap said:

    Bert can lollygag on his way to your house, but methinks Ernie best follow swiftly.

  3. ap said:

    Also, overnight just shows me how lazy the other mail is.

  4. sally said:

    Ernie is already in the hizzouse, as Ernie is beloved and available at all stores. Bert, however, is a curmudgeon that retailers thumb their noses at. Spike’s been asking, though: “Where Bert?”

  5. Mix said:

    Poor Burt! The neat & tidy muppets always get the short end of the stick.

  6. Mix said:

    Err, Bert.