Are You From Texas? | Home | Overheard Yesterday.

24 Jan 2011

Answers! (As If You Took This Quiz.)

Written by sally @ 9:14 am — Section: sally

1. Items in order of importance:
Dairy Queen chicken finger basket

Because how else are you going to be loved if you’re hungry and not wearing the proper attire?

2. d. All of the above.

3. While I’m sure any of the options would be devoured, the deep fried burrito is the Texas local favorite. And oh, is it fried. I would venture a guess that they fry it several times. And then fry it again for good measure.

4. False (only in 1989).

5. c. Your mom is.

6. Chicken fried steak, of course! Whoever heard of country fried steak? That doesn’t even make any sense. Like people fry it differently in the country? No, you fry the STEAK like you fry the CHICKEN. Also, it is funnier that way. Also, I don’t happen to like chicken fried steak.

7. Corny dogs, of course!

8. AIN’T SKEERED. If you don’t know what this means, I don’t know how to explain it to you.

9. Yes, although I thought chigger was a redneck word for “mosquito” for a really long time. I may actually still think this.

10. It’s a toss up, but I’m going with a decal of a little boy peeing. That someone has stuck on their car. (If you don’t know what this means, I don’t know how to explain it to you, either.)

Thanks for playing!

Comments are closed.