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3 Jan 2011

A Tale of Two Sweaters (Edited Version).

Written by sally @ 1:56 pm — Section: sally

I just spent a large chunk of time and several overly wordy paragraphs writing about two sweaters I received for Christmas, but I think it’s best just to leave you with their descriptions:

Sweater the First
An off-white color, this extra-large cardigan features appliqued kittens wearing rhinestone collars. Bonus: rhinestone buttons.

Sweater the Second
Hot pink leopard print with a fur collar.

Somehow I have failed as a person if I have allowed myself to be perceived as someone who would enjoy either one of these sweaters.

4 Responses to “A Tale of Two Sweaters (Edited Version).”

  1. poobou said:

    Maybe it’s the librarian thing? Because otherwise… yeah. No clue. I *barely* know your fashion sense and I would never, ever pick either of those sweaters for you. Wow.

  2. ap said:

    Two questions:
    1) Could either of these have been given purely to watch your reaction?
    2) Were these the first things you packed up for Goodwill?

  3. sally said:

    I kept both of them! I have been enjoying wearing the kitten sweater to answer the door in when people come over. I haven’t decided on a purpose for the second one.

  4. Mix said:

    Use the second one when we go as Fran Fine and her kooky best friend for Halloween next year. USE IT!

    And I’ve seen the cat sweater, y’all. It. Is. Classy.