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13 Dec 2006

A List of Some of the Very Serious Issues That Larry and I Have Fought About Lately.

Written by sally @ 5:42 pm — Section: sally

straws
bacon
garlic bread

UPDATED:
coathangers

6 Responses to “A List of Some of the Very Serious Issues That Larry and I Have Fought About Lately.”

  1. poobou said:

    Dave and I had a fight recently about Little Debbie snack cakes. Specifically, that he ate the last one, and that it is a very bad idea to eat a pregnant lady’s food.

    But, straws? Was it a fight about the bendy versus non-bendy kind? Or just about the virtue of straws as a whole?

  2. Professor Fury said:

    It might have been about cheese straws.

  3. herman rarebell said:

    larry was mainlining bacon grease through a straw.

  4. vendela said:

    i think larry likes modern, straight white straws, and sally digs the bendy, striped straws from drugstores of yore. it was a fight of aesthetics.

  5. larry ferrari said:

    Sorry folks, it was crazy straws. I like crazy straws, but ONLY if they are in the shape of something or spell something. Those ones that swirl around with no rhyme or reason make me dizzy.

  6. larry ferrari said:

    to clear up any other possible confusions:
    straws: crazy
    bacon: turkey (“it’s not fat. it’s sizzlean”) or center-cut apple wood smoked
    garlic bread: deli style, not frozen
    coathangers: wait for it, wait, no wire hangers