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6 Responses to “A List of Some of the Very Serious Issues That Larry and I Have Fought About Lately.”
Dave and I had a fight recently about Little Debbie snack cakes. Specifically, that he ate the last one, and that it is a very bad idea to eat a pregnant lady’s food.
But, straws? Was it a fight about the bendy versus non-bendy kind? Or just about the virtue of straws as a whole?
Sorry folks, it was crazy straws. I like crazy straws, but ONLY if they are in the shape of something or spell something. Those ones that swirl around with no rhyme or reason make me dizzy.
to clear up any other possible confusions:
straws: crazy
bacon: turkey (“it’s not fat. it’s sizzlean”) or center-cut apple wood smoked
garlic bread: deli style, not frozen
coathangers: wait for it, wait, no wire hangers
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December 14th, 2006 at 3:28 am
Dave and I had a fight recently about Little Debbie snack cakes. Specifically, that he ate the last one, and that it is a very bad idea to eat a pregnant lady’s food.
But, straws? Was it a fight about the bendy versus non-bendy kind? Or just about the virtue of straws as a whole?
December 14th, 2006 at 10:00 am
It might have been about cheese straws.
December 14th, 2006 at 10:09 am
larry was mainlining bacon grease through a straw.
December 14th, 2006 at 10:14 am
i think larry likes modern, straight white straws, and sally digs the bendy, striped straws from drugstores of yore. it was a fight of aesthetics.
December 14th, 2006 at 1:21 pm
Sorry folks, it was crazy straws. I like crazy straws, but ONLY if they are in the shape of something or spell something. Those ones that swirl around with no rhyme or reason make me dizzy.
December 15th, 2006 at 9:41 am
to clear up any other possible confusions:
straws: crazy
bacon: turkey (“it’s not fat. it’s sizzlean”) or center-cut apple wood smoked
garlic bread: deli style, not frozen
coathangers: wait for it, wait, no wire hangers