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19 Oct 2004

Crafts 101.

Written by sally @ 10:20 am — Section: sally

Want to make a fabulous birthday present, one that will inspire awe and/or crying? Here’s how!

Ingredients:
1 lamp
1 package felt-covered horses
1 sky scene cut out from magazine
blue paint
1 package tiny birds
2 packages fake grass
1 tuft fake flowers
10-12 cotton balls
7-8 sticks hot glue
hot glue gun

It helps if you are also insane.

When you are done, please create a backdrop out of a quilt. Then take a picture of your creation.

Then take a picture of the artist holding the backdrop, as he will want this moment of creation recorded forever.

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5 Responses to “Crafts 101.”

  1. RD said:
    October 19th, 2004 at 10:46 am

    That rocks very much. Please market it, as I will buy at least one, possibly two, to place near my fireplace, as a Saturday night mood enhancer.

  2. woodroe said:
    October 19th, 2004 at 11:05 am

    Are the glue gun sticks for sniffing?

    I’m laughing to keep from crying…

  3. larry ferrari said:
    October 19th, 2004 at 1:40 pm

    That is a hot lamp, gorjus! I am hoping to post more of my feelings about it later over at Polly and the Mooch.

    Haw haw!

  4. t. said:
    October 20th, 2004 at 8:49 pm

    hey, i want one of those!!

  5. jp! said:
    October 23rd, 2004 at 2:26 am

    yes. bring me your lamp joy!