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3 Oct 2013

Just Call Me Sally Pepys.

Written by sally @ 8:45 pm — Section: sally

I’ve already established that I like to re-read old journals, though I inevitably run across some information that gives me goosebumps or makes me nauseous. However, this entry only made me laugh:

August 16, 1997

This felt tip rules. I bought it yesterday in Tupelo at Office Max. I just told [boyfriend] that I was going to draw on his butt with this pen while he’s sleeping. If I get away with it, I get to draw on his butt once a month forever. If he catches me, he gets to write on my butt.

Fin

4 Responses to “Just Call Me Sally Pepys.”

  1. mix said:

    Did you get away with it? Are you still writing on [boyfriend's] butt once a month? Your public deserves to know!

  2. ap said:

    Yes, followup posts needed. What did you write / draw that first time? Did he move while you were drawing? Did you get caught?

  3. Sally said:

    I’m sorry to report that I did not update my journal to reflect what happened next, nor do I remember. Damn me!

  4. bulb said:

    I’m trying to imagine [boyfriend's] reaction: perhaps a dig into the Heidi stash cache.