31 May 2012
Are You a Weirdo? Take This Quiz and Find Out!
1. You and a gentleman you don’t know both have to pee. You each go into the restrooms of your respective genders. You are done first. When you hear him behind you, you turn around and say:
a) Nothing
b) “I beat you!”
2. You are in an incredibly boring meeting. It is all women and one man. What do you do?
a) Pay attention to the meeting; work is important.
b) Doodle your name on your paper.
c) Try to figure out the man’s sexual orientation.
3. In the meeting, the light directly over your head turns off. What do you say?
a) Nothing; I’m paying attention to the meeting because work is important, remember?
b) Nothing, but I make a face and laugh a little.
c) “Oh, damn. I just lost an idea.”
4. During the meeting, when you say something you didn’t think was weird at all, what does your supervisor do?
a) Nothing; she agrees that it wasn’t weird.
b) Nothing, but she cringes a little.
c) Shakes her head and mouths, “Don’t say that” at you.
5. Did you discover that your high school yearbooks are included in a genealogical database and have you printed out a picture of that guy you had a crush on for 20 years when he was dressed in his cheerleader uniform and taped it to the wall of your office?
a) No.
b) Yes.
May 31st, 2012 at 9:31 am
How do I score this? Or should I? Because I have the feeling that I might just be a weirdo.
May 31st, 2012 at 5:26 pm
3c: brilliant
May 31st, 2012 at 9:19 pm
You’re my kind of weirdo, Sally J. Nordan!
June 1st, 2012 at 5:26 am
Thanks, ap! And Sara Leah: no need to score. I’m on to you.
June 1st, 2012 at 8:25 am
So the underlying message of this quiz is that work is important, right?
June 1st, 2012 at 2:13 pm
Pretty sure I’d qualify as a weirdo, yes.