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11 Feb 2011

Gross!

Written by sally @ 12:31 pm — Section: sally

Things That Are Gross
An old man with dyed red hair doddering through the parking lot, clutching his purchase from the liquor store to his chest.

Things That Are Gross That I Like
That Kid Rock song with the “Werewolves of London” sample

Things That Are Gross
Listening to the guy in the booth behind me at the Thai House with the worst accent/voice combo — a super, super hick drawl and a gravelly voice — talk the entire time I was eating. When he answered his phone and said, “Are you going to get your massage?” it was more “Ore ya gwiiiiiiine ta git yar massaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarj?” Bonus: I think I used to know him in Starkville. He was well-known for the incredibly offensive way he smelled.

Things That Are Gross That I Like
Putting all of my selected Thai House buffet items on top of each other and just eating down the pile indiscriminantly.

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