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31 Aug 2009

Powerbars, Yahtzee.

Written by sally @ 11:19 am — Section: Uncategorized

Dear True Blood writers,

You started this story arc one episode too late, and that is why in last night’s episode I was forced to watch Jason Stackhouse eat a Powerbar while sitting in his truck. Lame. And oh god, Evan Rachel Wood, your overacting was painful to watch. As was your Yahtzee playing.

Also: with all the shit Sookie’s seen in the past few days, a giant egg is what makes her scream? Please.

Bring on the finale! I want to be on the edge of my seat, not checking my watch while Jason chews.

Thanks in advance,
Sally J. Nordan

3 Responses to “Powerbars, Yahtzee.”

  1. Ruby said:

    Oh thank goodness I canceled HBO. Everyone’s telling me how great True Blood is this season, but the lulls in the writing, not to mention the horrific accents, made me want to rip out someone’s throat.

    And then there was the full minute and a half in the first season where we watched Sookie eat pie. And then there was that other full minute where we watched Sookie stare into space.

    I’m really sorry you had to watch him eat a PowerBar. I call lazy on the writers and the editors. I won’t even bother you with a lame vampire joke.

  2. Sally said:

    Don’t get me wrong: I love the show. The pacing just got on my nerves on this episode because CLEARLY the finale is going to be rad.

    But still: a PowerBar scene where no one gets almost murdered.

  3. christy said:

    Yeah, the power bar thing was weird. I was all nervous, thinking since they were sitting in a truck, doing NOTHING, something scary or shocking was going to come tearing up to the truck. Never happened.

    Also, I thought at the end Sookie was screaming at Lafayette being one of Maryanne’s minions, not the egg. Did I get confused?