1 Jul 2009
Nuggetaboutit.
So I was correct: bragging about Spike’s food consumption was just asking for him to throw all his dinner on the floor. I keep threatening to throw all my food on the floor, too, just to see what the appeal is, but as I will also be the one to have to mop it up, I just can’t bring myself to do so.
In Facebook news, yesterday I defriended someone for the first time. Oh, what fun! I would consider defriending the author of the following status messages if I didn’t find them so irritatingly entertaining:
Jenny McHappy Elation is gonna DRINK SOME ICE TEA!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~~WOOOO~~and then I’m gonna TAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jenny McHappy Elation LOVES CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Watch out b. crocker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jenny McHappy Elation is gonna cook up some SKETTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Yum!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then her friends comment that she is such a good cook, can they come over for dinner, et cetera. I can only hope that somewhere, Jenny McHappy Elation has an exclamation point-laden blog where she is writing the following:
Y’ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have the most BORING facebook friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She doesn’t use ANY EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I bet if she ate my sketty she would!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL Gotta go drink some KOOLAID and jump in da pool OH YEAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I made this the other day. It was worth it. I ignored those stupid berries, though.
Can we just forget I said I was going to read Lolita? Thanks. I just read Can You Ever Forgive Me? Memoirs of a Literary Forger by Lee Israel. Do you like tiny memoirs where people pretend to be sorry for the things they did but are really very proud of their work because their forgeries are hilarious? You’ll love this, then. Here’s some stuff about it.

July 2nd, 2009 at 5:28 am
!!!!!!! on facebook is so annoying. Although, I am guilty of too many —. Which might be worse. Don’t defriend me. I’ve only defriended one person, and that was because all they talked about was getting high.
July 2nd, 2009 at 9:13 am
I think that berries have no place in the s’mores cake. Not to be down on people who eat berries with their s’mores, but…who eats berries with their s’mores?
July 2nd, 2009 at 12:04 pm
how did the s’mores cheesecake turn out? i made mine berry-free also, but felt guilty about it for some reason.
July 2nd, 2009 at 2:48 pm
I felt no guilt about leaving the berries in the dust. And I thought it turned out awesomely! That marshmallow meringue was awesome, even if whipping it IN a metal bowl OVER a simmering saucepan of water made me feel stupid.
July 2nd, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Also, let me say awesome a few more times.
July 2nd, 2009 at 7:36 pm
Okay, let’s be clear. Did you defriend them or did you hide them? I need to know details on the process. Will the defriended get a notice from the Facebook Board of Defriendoing?
hiccup.