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14 Apr 2009

Note to Potential Killers.

Written by sally @ 2:41 pm — Section: ephemera

I just spent the last 10 minutes jamming tiny pretzels covered in chocolate and sprinkles down my throat. Then I thought, Wait. Where did these come from? They just appeared under my desk. No note, and no one’s said anything about leaving me a present.

I would be the easiest person to poison ever.

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3 Responses to “Note to Potential Killers.”

  1. larry ferrari said:
    April 14th, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    [insert evil laugh here]

  2. bulb said:
    April 14th, 2009 at 5:00 pm

    Yeah I just bust a gut when I saw this . . . thinking about all the similar candies I’ve made over the years (mini pretzels pressed into melted rollos).

    Death by chocolate . . . the only way to go!

  3. Ruby said:
    April 16th, 2009 at 12:12 am

    Easter bunny?