18 Nov 2008
3. On punch ladle at staff function:
BY SUSIE BROWN
JACKSON, MS 39202
PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH
Let us discuss #3. “Personally own” is comedy gold, but the city, state, and zip with no actual address is comedy platinum studded with diamonds. And the addition of “please do not touch [this ladle you are currently touching]” sends this into the outer space of hilarity.