16 Jul 2007
Sunday Tally.
Woke up Sunday, stretched in an apparently incorrect way, and immediately got a crick — if by “crick” you mean “an eerily cold, knifelike pain” — running down the top half of my spine.
Sally: 0
Universe: 1
Ate a croissant filled with ham, egg, and cheese for breakfast.
Sally: 1
Universe: 1
On the way home from breakfast, Larry hit a bump, causing coffee to jump out of cup and onto the entire right half of my sweater.
Sally: 1
Universe: 2
While doing laundry, apparently did not open washer lid all the way; lid fell on head.
Sally: 1
Universe: 3
In between doing 80 loads of laundry, watched three episodes of Freaks and Geeks. And, ok, Pretty Woman.
Sally: 2
Universe: 3
Ate Krystals for dinner.
Sally: 3
Universe: 3
Update: have you ever used a heating pad at work? If so, then you know that I look absolutely ridiculous today. Right now I am scrunched down with my head propped up on the back of my chair to fully maximize heated goodness. I look like one of those dudes who leans his seat waaaaaaay back in his car to look cool. Only neither one of us looks cool.

July 16th, 2007 at 1:08 pm
I’m the Philadelphia Phillies when it’s me against the universe.
July 16th, 2007 at 3:19 pm
I can’t believe you’re writing about the “Sunday cricking” you and Larry did. Dirrty.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:40 pm
Another funny title that you could’ve given to this entry is “Sally Tally.”