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27 Apr 2007

A Poem for Today.

Written by sally @ 10:24 am — Section: Uncategorized

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Frank Melton can’t knock down my house with a sledgehammer
Because I’m moving to Peru.

— Sally Nordan

(from Frank Melton: An Anthology, 2007, p. 45)

3 Responses to “A Poem for Today.”

  1. gorjus said:

    Slogans crafted last nite over many Limewires:

    FRANK CAN, I CAN
    FREE VIRDEN
    HOUSE 4 SALE

  2. TLG said:

    A Jury Found

    Mayor Frank Melton

    Wasn’t Out Of Bounds

    And Not A Felon

    Burma Shave

    (A terrible punchline, I know, but I couldn’t believe the jury’s verdict.)

  3. gclark said:

    45!

    *hand gesture*