27 Apr 2007
A Poem for Today.
Untitled
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Frank Melton can’t knock down my house with a sledgehammer
Because I’m moving to Peru.
— Sally Nordan
(from Frank Melton: An Anthology, 2007, p. 45)
Untitled
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Frank Melton can’t knock down my house with a sledgehammer
Because I’m moving to Peru.
— Sally Nordan
(from Frank Melton: An Anthology, 2007, p. 45)
April 27th, 2007 at 11:21 am
Slogans crafted last nite over many Limewires:
FRANK CAN, I CAN
FREE VIRDEN
HOUSE 4 SALE
April 27th, 2007 at 11:57 am
A Jury Found
Mayor Frank Melton
Wasn’t Out Of Bounds
And Not A Felon
Burma Shave
(A terrible punchline, I know, but I couldn’t believe the jury’s verdict.)
April 28th, 2007 at 12:05 am
45!
*hand gesture*