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17 Aug 2006

Project Runway Quotation Quiz!

Written by sally @ 08:36 — Section: tivo

Identify who said the following quotations:

1. “I don’t own the future — I don’t go there.”
a. Laura
b. Michael
c. Alison
d. Vincent

2. “We went from Marilyn Monroe to Frankenstein.”
a. Kayne
b. Nina Garcia
c. Jeffrey
d. Heidi

3. “It’s a gay old party dress!”
a. Vincent
b. Kayne
c. Robert Best
d. Uli

4. “It’s a cocktail dress a hooker would wear.”
a. Michael Kors
b. Tim Gunn
c. Robert Best
d. Kayne

5. “She’s like a paper brioche.”
a. Michael Kors
b. Nina Garcia
c. Vera Wang
d. Tim Gunn

6. “I have made a fairy costume. How did I do this to myself?”
a. Robert Best
b. Alison
c. Kayne
d. Vincent

7. About whom did Laura say, “He’s weird”?
a. Kayne
b. Vincent
c. Jeffrey
d. Robert Best

8. About whose design did Tim Gunn say, “It’s a high school prom backdrop”?
a. Robert Best
b. Jeffrey
c. Kayne
d. your mama

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11 Responses to “Project Runway Quotation Quiz!”

  1. abby said:
    August 17th, 2006 at 08:48

    My favorite moment was when Heidi said in wide-eyed disbelief, “That’s the craziest thing I’ve ever seen anywhere!” I wish I could remember what garment she was talking about — Vincent’s, probably.

  2. sally said:
    August 17th, 2006 at 08:54

    Vincent has lost it. All the times he said “it turns me on” and “I get off on it” about his design have solidifed him as the token creep on the show. As if there was any real competition.

  3. biz said:
    August 17th, 2006 at 08:59

    Vincent is batshit crazy. I think Michael has become the star of the season, but I love Laura and her redheaded bitchiness.

  4. Lucy said:
    August 17th, 2006 at 09:04

    I was COMPLETELY grossed out by Vincent’s comments about his sexual gratification at his shitty dress. FREAK!

  5. neola said:
    August 17th, 2006 at 09:30

    i was really bothered by the whole “it turns me on” comment about vincent’s design, but then tim gunn revealed on his blog that vincent based the design on his daughter’s art.

    his 7 year old daughter. 7. as in SEVEN.

    makes my skin crawl.

    “there’s a whole lot of ugly in this room.”

  6. jaysus said:
    August 17th, 2006 at 09:57

    you left out “You should just go put some Harry Winstons up your nose!” from Vincent to Laura – right after we got that shot of laura’s boob lurching sideways out of the righteous V.

  7. Liz said:
    August 17th, 2006 at 10:27

    Ew, I haaaate Vincent. He mentioned being turned on by that piece of shit at least three times. Your weird fetishes do not fashion make. Blech.

    I’m also completely done with Laura and her dresses that are all the same. Bo-oring.

  8. biz said:
    August 17th, 2006 at 11:33

    Sure, her dresses all look the same, but I love her.

  9. poobou said:
    August 17th, 2006 at 12:24

    I can’t believe you didn’t have any lines in here from the Kayne & Robert bitch-fest about Laura.
    Kayne: “I don’t know, maybe she’s going for some kind of straitjacket look.”
    Robert: “Oh there she goes, designing for herself again.”

    But seriously, if Laura is going to insist on going braless and constantly wearing necklines that are open down to her stomach, she should really invest in some double-sided tape. I don’t want to accidentally see one of her 42 year-old A cups.

    Also, did anyone understand Vincent’s telling Laura to shove some Harry Winstons up her nose? Was he calling her a rich bitch, or was that a cocaine reference?

  10. "Cuban" Pete said:
    August 18th, 2006 at 10:18

    I have a feeling that the producers have done their math, and seriously-about-to-crack-crazy, I-cashed-out-my-401K-at-FIFTY-to-be-on-a-television-show, am-about-to-live-in-a-box-off-the-Ventura-freeway, and design-clothes-for-the-elite-homeless, gets better ratings than hot blonde non-confrontational swede.

    As for the Laura, her clothes are, well, architectural. They are exactly what I would think that architect-designed clothes would look like. I don’t think she can help it. Boring or not, if it isn’t crafted well, the judges are going to hate it. Like it or not, her craft is spot on. Also, she was right; Vinnie should have been outside hitchhiking a ride back home after that challenge.

  11. beth said:
    August 18th, 2006 at 10:36

    Ok I may be a Project Runway novice, but I did watch this episode and found Laura’s hostility toward Vincent after my girlcrush got booted C-C-C-RAZY. I get that no one likes Vincent and he’s pathetic, but he didn’t personally sabotage the Swede. That bitch has issues.