Last night I turned on the tv around 10 and flipped through all the channels. In one flipping, which probably took about 7-8 minutes, I saw some brilliant things: (more…)

Two Things I Overheard This Morning Within a Span of Five Minutes, Thus Making My Day. (more…)

So. Six Feet Under fans, what say you? What the hell was that? (more…)

I came across this book the other day and had to share with you some of what I found. Mississippi: America’s State of Opportunity is a rah-rah industry PR book put out by the Mississippi State Board of Development in 1944 in the hopes that business and industry would come to the state. I have to give them credit for one thing: they took a pile of crap and made it sound like diamonds. Every sentence is a testament to the perfection and utter paradise that is the state of Mississippi. (more…)

Yesterday I mentioned that I once had to read Gravity’s Rainbow for a class in graduate school. (I was telling Larry this morning about the one part I remembered, and I think he was a little shocked for a moment.) (more…)

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So last night gorjus and I went to see The Wedding Crashers. (more…)

The other day I was coming back from the grocery store and the Cher song “Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves” came on the radio. I don’t think I’ve ever heard it from the very beginning, so I listened and tried to pay attention. (more…)

Larry and I went to see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory yesterday. Naysayers, just shut your faces. (more…)

The other night, I was watching TV and Larry came into the living room, mouth agape. (more…)

Mrs. Floon has the most awesome, vivid dreams. In one of my favorites, I have come to visit, but I have allergies, and so to accomodate this, she fixes me up a bed in a pie plate, and puts me in the freezer. (more…)

Has anyone seen The 70s House on Mtv? (more…)

Among the various things my mother has in her house, one of them is mannequins. Creeped out yet? (more…)

As always, the password to read the story below is what the password always is.

Sunday I was a homebody. (more…)