For my birthday, Herman Rarebell gave me a creepy, furry kitten–a stuffed one that is covered in anonymous animal hair.
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In 11th grade, I took Algebra II.
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I just bought a video at the $.88 store as a belated birthday present for Mrs. Floon. It’s called “Mysterious Doings.”
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Larry and I are having a bit of a dilemma. Where are we going to go on our post-nuptial vacation?
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Today is Kicker of Elves’s birthday!
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On Saturday, Larry, gorjus, and I had a yard sale. We got rid of a ton of crap, made (collectively) around $450, and encountered so many nuts that I had to go inside and get a piece of paper to take notes.
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These tidbits are brought to you by Fast Answers to Common Questions, a delightful reference tool, although I doubt seriously that any of these are common in any way. It is also arranged in a dingdongy way, with “Jeopardy!”-esque, mega-specific questions, like, Has a midget ever played major league baseball? (Yeah, that’s a common question. Quick–gimmee my fast answer!) These are also brought to you by the boredom that is my Wednesday.
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Tiny food. A wedding with a rotten singer. Injuries. Snore.
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A few items of interest.
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theohreallyians, you are the first to know. Larry Ferrari proposed Friday night, and I got an awesome ring! I’m not sure I actually said “yes,” but the fact that I snatched the ring out of the box and jammed it on my finger was all the affirmation Larry needed.
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