Since I know you all care, I will now relate the story of The Only Fistfight I Have Ever Seen.
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gorjus takes the bar this morning. Let us all send him well wishes, positive energy, and the answers, telepathically.

I love the McSweeney’s lists.

Why do I think this is so funny? Funnier still: she didn’t get everything she registered for.

Crap! This doesn’t work. Anyway, it’s Tori Spelling’s wedding registry. If you care, type in her actual name and state of residence: Victoria Spelling and California.

I have just discovered the most fabulous way to spy on people! Go to amazon.com and type in people’s names in the wish list area. Find your lost-long friend or loved one, and make judgments upon their literary/musical taste!

Really, I am delighted. I just found someone’s wish list who I’ve been out of touch with for years. It is nice to know that even though we’re not talking, we’re reading and listening to the same stuff.

I am tired and feeling flu-ish. Moving is killing me.
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Lest you think I am sexist and that I have only encountered male freaks, I am pleased to introduce you to Mallory Keyes.
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The person who sent me this claimed it was funny no matter your affiliation, but I hate it when people point out what’s wrong with John Kerry for fear that some dumb person will use that as the major reason not to vote for him.

But it’s still pretty good.

This is brilliant. Listen to it the whole way through. You totally won’t be sorry.

At lunch today, gorjus and I played an awesome round of Ms. Comrade’s game, Do Kill.
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A report from the drugstore.
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