Thank goodness for code names. All I need is for Crush to’ve been googling himself and to find this.

Read this article by Jacob Weisberg: The Misunderestimated Man. It’s from Slate, and it makes a great case.

Here’s a list of some of the new movies that are coming out between now and June 30.

We should all be afraid, because now there is a live-action Garfield movie. Hopefully, this will mean a rebirth for all of those faded suction-cupped Garfields America has in its garages and attics. We can also look forward to the surely hilarious White Chicks, starring some Wayans brothers as fake white people.
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I came home after work yesterday to find big black blobs of stuff on the floor.
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I know many of you are wondering how you’re going to fill the void left by National Poetry Month, which is now, sadly, over. Luckily, I am here to suggest some things for May.
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