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By: The Oh Really » Ten Things for Tuesday.

The Oh Really » Ten Things for Tuesday. — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:38:28 +0000

[...] NO, REALLY. He would then examine the turds and, if necessary, administer an enema. 9. I ran into this guy today! He is just as weird as ever. 10. Did you see how many comments there were on that post? [...]

By: pinky

pinky — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

uh….okay. i’m just sitting here blinking at the screen and i have no idea what you should say to him. no way will “that’s cool” be a big enough lie. no way…

By: ms.comrade

ms.comrade — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

tell him the story offended you.

By: gorjus

gorjus — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

Hey, you know how I am, but I laughed out loud when I read they were birth-control pills.

By: woodroe

woodroe — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

He totally stole my movie idea! Bastard.

By: Sally

Sally — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

You know, I think I’m going to have to go the logical route and tell him that birth control pills don’t come in a bottle, thus ruining the entire movie. Plus, I mean, he devotes like 10-15 frames to the guy trying to open the bottle, during which one would assume he would read the bottle and see the giant BIRTH CONTROL label that we see in the last frame of the movie.

He did warn me that the ending was “crazy.”

By: tomgost

tomgost — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

tell him that the subtext of the plot is just too much for the audience he could hope to reach locally and needs to send this idea to Lion’s Gate and Miramax. and then tell him that he should have the protagonist grow boobies about 2/3 of the way through the flick.

By: gorjus

gorjus — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

tomgost, leaping off yr idea–he’s middle-aged, and it’s his wife’s estrogen/lady hormones, but she’s in some sort of control group, they’re experimental . . . and they DO come in a bottle . . .

kick in some wacky neighborhood misift kids that teach him to accept his new body & i’m in, by god.

By: herman rarebell

herman rarebell — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

the quickest way to diffuse this situation is “wow. that was pretty cool – but you know birth control pills don’t come in a bottle.” he will then become so uncomfortable with the realization that you take birth control pills that he’ll have to leave your cube and never talk about the movie again.

or you can tell him the story that, uhm, let’s call him “mush”, told me about his friend who accidentally took a few birth control pills. actually i guess there’s really not too much to the story. but the guy wound up with a marathon boner and hot flashes.

By: herman rarebell

herman rarebell — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

and by marathon, i mean two days straight.

By: herman rarebell

herman rarebell — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

straight – ha!

By: st. louis guy

st. louis guy — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

I made a movie once (haven’t we all?), and I have to say…Louis’ makes more sense AND seems more fun than mine. Fug! What does that say about me?

Oh, and you could tell him you’ve never heard of birth control pills. This would put him in the uncomfortable position of having to explain what they are. I’m guessing he will opt out of such a discussion.

By: Sally

Sally — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

It’s true–Louis gets props for actually trying to make his movie, unlike the rest of us (except st. louis guy) who just sit back and let the insults fly.

That being said, birth control pills STILL don’t come in a bottle. Labeled “BIRTH CONTROL.”

By: woodroe

woodroe — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

They should.

By: jp!

jp! — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

i laffed at the reveal too.

you ladies just go crazy w/ the slightest prompting!

hee haw!