• Larry and I are going to Memphis this weekend for a nonagenarian’s birthday party. It’s Larry’s grandmother’s birthday, but unfortunately, her name isn’t Nana — ’cause it would be rad to go to a nanagenarian’s party instead. (more…)
So yesterday Lulu and Ziggy, the puppy next door, put their heads together and came up with a plan. (more…)
Larry’s office is in a house in a residential neighborhood (it’s temporary while they renovate their real office), and their next door neighbors are some rednecks from Alabama. I’d heard about them, about how they glare at Larry whenever they see him and park their monster truck in the yard and have impressive mullets. But last Friday I got to see them, and they did not disappoint. (more…)
Pete has been a busy boy: he has fallen in the toilet once and the tub twice, has continued his hatred of doorframes and insists on jumping on them whenever possible, and has committed himself to the art of bunny-kicking a dog’s face. (more…)
Thank god things are picking up: last night’s ANTM included fighting, tears, and girls who do not know the definition of the word “vice.” (more…)
Lulu loves Pete, but last night she was creeping me out with the stalkeresque way she was watching him as he slept.
I hate to be the one to tell y’all this, but there’s an alarming, disturbing new trend. It’s called bumper nuts. (more…)
I finally finished a book!
Remember when I was going to read 52 books in 52 weeks? Ha! (more…)
I started a list in 1999 of the kinds of boys I would no longer date. I kept adding to it through the years; the last item was added sometime in 2003. The list, verbatim: (more…)
